Bad, Worse, Worst...

A recent unfortunate event that befelled me has made me to re-assess the whole unfortunate scenario once again, and in the typical optimistic me, attempted at assessing how things could have been a lot worse. So i've come up with comparative scenarios that might be relevant to almost anyone, and in doing so, hopefully will convince myself and others who might have encountered the same (or will do) that we should count our lucky stars that the unfortunate event we went through didn't turn out for the worst.

The Scenarios

Bad: You're in a cubicle of a public toilet answering nature's BIG call. Just about when you're done and about to clean yourself up, you noticed that there is no toilet roll in the cubicle to assist you with the cleaning up. And there's no water available either...

Worse: You're actually in a hurry as this call of nature actually took place in the midst of your exams... And you're dying to get back to the exam hall to continue the exams session... Do you just pull your pants up and run back into the exams hall with a 'soiled' bum and pray that no one will notice the soil, never mind the smell of the petai you had for lunch?

Worst: While you're pondering on your next course of action, thinking it cannot get any worse than this, another fellow examinee in an obvious rush to quickly be done with his own call from nature, barges in the cubicle that you're in, stumbling upon you in your most contemplative pose with your pants down around your knees. Or shall we make the situation even more grave? The toilet you're in is a unisex one, and the person who barged into you is that girl you've tried so hard to impress all semester...

I tell you, nothing is worse than getting caught with your pants down, literally or metaphorically...

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